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dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

(Source: amphigoryglory)

neverforgetthemusic:

221cbakerstreet:

lulz-time:

It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif

is this heaven

you can almost hear the cat fangirling 

(Source: lipgallagher)

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo)

loliconprince:

loliconprince:

loliconprince:

reblog this and i will masturbate

thanks brb

it was too much pressure i ended up farting and crying afterwards

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

tupacabra:

titanic makes me cry every time man

(Source: elchubaca)

supahbeefcakes:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can I make it any more obvious

100newfears:

do white people actually have eyes that change color because that sounds pretty demonic to me 

(Source: cute-overload)